"We can't all fit into a boys' size ten-twelve," I tease. Wearing denim to bed would probably be as comfortable as Danny's miniature clothes when I'm used to sleeping in nothing at all.

"I think I'm allergic." It's a good thing he doesn't write the descriptions on food packaging for a living, because 'with more gut bacteria' isn't the sort of thing that would draw a lot of people in. "Or on a diet. One of the two. You pick."