"Kardashians," I correct, finally pushing up from my seat at the table. "If it existed, Keeping up with the Cardigans is definitely a show you would though." Thankfully, it does not. He would be queuing up his DVR to the latest episode right now if it did.

Rounding the sofa, I take a seat. I can't tell if it's too close or maybe too far away. A week ago something that stupid wouldn't have even crossed my mind.