Nothing. There's no way his poker face is that good. Unless he really doesn't remember anything... I can't decide if that's a good or bad thing.

"Mm-mm. I've lived in a trailer park and I'm still not quite at the level of white trash it takes to enjoy that." And I'm completely sober, so I can't even find it within me to pretend.

"I'm foreign, so maybe that scale is graded on a curve for me."