Turning down crafts and not having much of an appetite makes me a pretty poor choice as guest to takeout and crafts night. The best I can manage is nibbling on a fry occasionally.

"Has anyone ever taken you up on that offer? Out of genuine curiosity, I mean." And not just to be polite or as a means to an end, a hurdle to endure before getting into his pants. Not that I imagine he would be able to tell the difference either way. Danny is probably one of the least perceptive people I've ever met.